My day yesterday:

6:42am: Wake up an hour later than usual, because I forgot to set the alarm.
11am: Leave work to drop George off at his friend's.
1pm: George is still waiting for friend, so I take off to pick up Rachel from school.
2pm: Pick up Rachel, meet George, and we have lunch
3:30pm: I get back to work.
5pm: Rachel takes a nap.
6pm: I leave work.
6:05pm: My car doesn't start.
6:15pm: I pay for my lapsed AAA membership.
6:30pm: I call for a tow truck
7pm: Tow truck arrives. It barely fits in the parking structure. My battery must really be dead, because the tow truck cannot jump it. We wait for another truck to bring the portable charger. Works like a charm.
7:30pm: Finally leave work.
8pm: Go out to eat with starving family.
11pm: Finally put well-rested child to bed. Mom promptly falls alseep.
11:30pm: Well-rested child says she's hungry, send her to Dad.
Midnight: Now cranky child starts crying that she misses the purple coat she sold at the yard sale two weeks ago. Crying child falls asleep in mother's arms. Mother thinks she fell alseep 2 seconds later.